The Mandalorian s1/2 [TV] [2019]

This is the way…


I’ve had this on my list to watch for years but unless you have Disney+ in the UK, you can’t watch it so as soon as my partner got a membership, this is the first thing we watched. And I gotta say it is the best TV show I have seen in a long time.

For those who have been sleeping under a rock – like I was until about 2-3 weeks ago – The Mandalorian follows the story of Mando, one of a collection of peoples in the Star Wars universe who wear Boba-Fett esque armour and live by strict codes to never show their faces lest they be banished from the Mando core. They’re essentially hired hands who, at the fall of the empire, struggle to survive through bounty hunting. At the offset, we see Mando on a quest to pick up some very lucrative job for an evil neo-Empire dude when he discovers that this quest is for a young Yoda-looking being with similar natural ability with the force as the Jedi Yoda we all know and love. Against all orders, and at great personal cost, Mando decides to protect the child and return it to those who can keep it safe.

Oh man, even as I type this I’m getting teary about how brave and handsome Mando is…

Along his journey, Mando makes many friends as he offers his skills in exchange for assistance, a ride, protection and so on and it’s like the epitomy of that saying ‘it takes a village’ because everyone works together to protect this kid and there is nothing more pure than that.

I absolutely loved this series. The strength and nuance of the characters blew me away. I think like others have said, fans of the Star Wars franchise might have gotten a little fatigued by so many different Star Wars things coming out in the last 5-10 years but this really felt like such a masterpiece and a real breath of fresh air to the Star Wars world.

The strength of that is totally down to the amount of love that has obviously been poured into this series. From the technological advances that the team behind the scenes were able to experiment with, showing game-like, seamless visual effects that are truly the cutting edge… to the weight of the directing on the backs of multiple talented and visionary directors… every episode was cinematic and each complimented each other and were unique to one another as well. And finally the music. Unbelievable. Who knew recorders could be so. sexy. Masterful is the only word. It has a real Dirty Dozen feel to it, really emphasising this sort of dusty existence that Mando leads on his quest, and its catchiness was deeply annoying to my partner. Which brought me a lot of joy, I have to say! Particularly as I sang it at the top of my lungs each and every episode, without fail.

It feels like it was perfectly closed off at the end of season 2 so that it could have ended there, but it looks like there will be a third season, and I have every confidence that the makers will bring us something spectacular since each season of Mando just got better and better.

In conclusion, amazing, epic, wonderful show. I didn’t think it was possible for me to fall more in love with Pedro Pascal as I had in GoT, but it turns out I absolutely could. Thank you Mando. I could gush about the show forever, but basically it’s a MUST WATCH. Check out the ‘Making Of’ as well on Disney+ because it it such a great watch, particularly Dave Filoni. He has such great energy and is a total dork and I wish we could be friends <3 Anyays, A++, would watch again.

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The Room [2019]

The only thing more dangerous than a man who can’t get what he wants, is a man who can get whatever he wants.


Not to be confused with one of the worst films of all time with the same name, The Room, directed by Christian Volckman, follows Matt and Kate as they embark on the exciting new venture of HOMEOWNING. Matt is some sort of artist which seems pretty irrelevant tbh and they talk about how he’s gonna make a shit-tonne of money one day so she can stay at home. Which she kinda does anyway… Anyways, back to the plot! They move into a massive, old manor and as they are decorating realise that they have a strange room in there that appears to give you everything you wish. So they go on a bit of a bender before realising that the thing they truly wish for is the one thing they can’t have… a baby. Before long they realise that nothing created in ‘The Room’ can survive outside; that there is some sort of mystic power that exists only in the house. Matt, meanwhile, seeks to find answers from someone called John Doe, the previous occupant of the house who reportedly murdered his parents who tells him that in order to live, his parents had to die (suggesting that anything made in the room has to kill its creators in order to live) like some sort of ultimate sacrifice.

Kate wishes for a baby and starts to care for it like her own, calling it Shane. Over time we see the child grow older, completely cut off from the world. They tell Shane that he cannot go outside because it’s not safe to do so. Tensions grow stronger over time and in one moment of rage, Shane manages to get outside and ages rapidly and painfully.

Soon the kid learns about the room and intentionally ages himself into the body of man (whilst still having the mind of a child). He fights Matt and knocks both parents out before taking on the guise of Matt, pretending that the child had in fact died in combat. Then ensues a long scene of the real Matt trying to find Kate, and both of them running through a labyrinth of houses being chased by Shane, all within The Room. Eventually, they manage to beat the kiddo and make it out alive.

Or do they?

I found this film fairly enjoyable. I thought it was a pretty decent film and a good premise, quite tense, helped by the growing tensions of these three characters locked away in a small space.

I enjoyed that once Matt and Kate had worn out the novelty of the room and the capitalist desires they initially had, that they turned to more wholesome desires. Just goes to show how quickly that sort of meaninglessness can burn.

There’s one scene where Shane(?) is trying to get into the door – Matt has removed the key and locked it away – and he breaks down the panels next to the door and crawls through tree roots, which it turns out are intertwined throughout the house. Something about that scene, and the look of the door to the room, how Matt initially finds it and the key itself really reminded me of this 2010 horror/thriller ‘Don’t be afraid of the dark’ starring Katie Holmes. In fact, in that film, Katie and her family move into an old manor. There’s vines and shrubbery everywhere. They tear down a wall hiding THE SCARY DOOR to a room not with wishes, but instead spooky toothfairies… so quite a different film but it had very much the same feel to it, aka secret door thriller. There’s something about that old adage, ‘curiosity killed the cat’, in these types of films. You see the characters punished for their curiosity by opening the door that obviously shouldn’t be opened… it’s literally the oldest story in the book, you know the one where Eve was told not to eat the apple and she did, and then Adam and Eve were banished from heaven… or when Pandora opens the box she’s told not to open and unleashes all the evils unto the world. It’s a strange trope to keep repeating in horror or thriller films because humans are curious by nature, and our curiosity literally invented the wheel and other cool shit, so to repeatedly punish ourselves through these films is pretty humorous to me.

I liked the twist at the end, though I gotta say I saw it coming and I wish it was a little more subtle than it played out. Lots of directors are following in Christopher Nolan’s shoes, post-Inception, which really set the/a bar in terms of how thrillers should be. It feels like in the last 10 years I’ve seen a lot of thrillers which hamfisted their way through endings with a OR IS IT moment, which could have been way. more. subtle. I really enjoy the ones that get it right, because they get me thinking a lot more, or reading into moments questioning what I think I saw a lot more. This was not one of those films… it was more like IS IT? YES IT IS. No questions. TBH I completely forgot I watched this film within about four days of having watched it, so even though overall I enjoyed it, and I enjoyed it whilst I was watching it, it became pretty forgettable.

Overall, enjoyable film but pretty formulaic. I read someone review this as an act of genius, but perhaps they were watching a different film, because that’s not the impression I got. Still worth a watch, but take it with a pinch of salt!

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